“Now stay close, cause, like, I don’t really know everyone here and there’s a lot of posers. Uh, this kid though, this kid, he’s not a fucking poser! He looks like a total nerd, right? This guy looks like a geek, but his name’s Mike. He’s one of the most hardcore guys in the scene. Watch what happens! Stay where you are, I’ll be right back, this is great, it’s my favorite part!”

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